Did Charlie survive Andrew’s wallpapering of her face? Charlie points out Andrew’s lack of finesse in the world of facials. They talk all things embarrassing by ‘demanding types’ in the pub. Charlie breaks out the LAMDA cloak because you know, she can. And we find out about Charlie as a teacher in Japan...
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Did Charlie survive Andrew’s wallpapering of her face? Charlie points out Andrew’s lack of finesse in the world of facials. They talk all things embarrassing by ‘demanding types’ in the pub. Charlie breaks out the LAMDA cloak because you know, she can. And we find out about Charlie as a teacher in Japan...
If you enjoyed the podcast check out their other episodes https://funnyfamily.buzzsprout.com/
Follow them and engage on Instagram, email andrew@funnyfamily.com or charlie@funnyfamily.com
And as they always say: they love you.
[Music] Hello, welcome, I'm Charlie and this is my husband Andrew. Hello. Our podcast Funny Family is a one-stop shop to making you feel your family is actually normal. Whatever normal may be, I cook, we parent, and we most importantly survive the school playground. Ish. [Music] Hi Andrew, how are you? very well and do you? I'm not too bad but I am very very saddened, very saddened by the death of Paula Grady. Oh yes no okay yeah and he wasn't very old, he was lovely. No he wasn't old but what a gentleman, such a comic. I mean that man could make anything funny and make anyone feel warm and part of the circle. He was just incredible. Yeah the Lily Savage and then was it Blanky Blanky did I think and then on to the bad scene which is where I think he's probably - Oh, yes, absolutely. No, he's gorgeous. And he actually got me through those early years with a child, well you wouldn't know, 'cause you're going to work, but for those of us around, those early years with a child, those days are long, 'cause you were up at four in the morning and you're there still going at eight at night. But about five o'clock-ish that he had the program, which really kept me going. And I just, I didn't know, I just looked forward to it, and it was my time, you know, and I sat there with my child and it was just a bit of downtime and a bit of a laugh. - And you could relax. - Yeah, exactly. - Like this week has been very relaxing, hasn't it? - Oh! (laughing) - So relaxing! Can't you see how relaxed I am? She says taking a massive swig of wine. Talk about our week, Andrew. What's been going on this week? - Oh, it's been tough. We've been trying to think of the main things we've done. I've been working mostly, which is my usual week, right? You've been working on Stoppets the last week before they're Easter holidays, so they are now officially on Easter holidays, which is fantastic, but again, like every school they expect everything to happen within that last week, as though you're not already on your knees. So it's been a bit of one of those weeks. Last weekend, I was feeling so jaded. I decided to put a face mask on. He's laughed at that. - A realization. - He's a nervous laugh. He doesn't, by the way, he doesn't see my script notes. I'm the one who writes the text for this and he looks as shocked as any of you do. So last weekend I decided I thought, oh, I just had a little bit of me time, a quarter hour, not too much to ask, 'cause I thought maybe as the kitchen bed you wouldn't mind helping put this face mask on. Now that sounds like some sort of sexy thing. It's like really not, the idea is you put the face mask on and then you've got a Jade roller. And for men out there, imagine like your wallpapering painting but smaller for the face. Okay so I put the face mask on. Now by this point we had both had a few as well and Andrew comes in with this Jade Roller and literally massacers my face he's like and I'm like dude I think you just meant to be rolling it gently in. Yeah well I just need to make sure we get into every contour. (laughing) - All relaxation went out the window. - I thought it was like a massage, not just a gentle, I've never used, I didn't even know what a Jade roller was. Never seen one before in my life. - He's such a sensitive like pub fight. - No, but I thought, but I'm, I could, I, it was like a rolling wall paper. I don't like that, I think. Like, I put a wall, paint on the wall. - Oh yeah, I actually had to stop it because I thought I'm just gonna end up one of the statistics in the emergency room. - Yeah, not the most sensuous of, - No, I think I told you to leave. - Yes, I think you did at that point. - Yeah, and also I love it. It's a jade roller because it's feminine, right? And it's a really nice sort of, it's luxury. It's got its own little pouch. I'm like, Andrew doesn't need a pouch. He is just gonna slap that thing around my face. I'm gonna come out with like three black eyes. - Yes. - No, we all thought I only had two, I know, me two. Yeah, it's taught me. So you're not going to be invited to my spa sessions anymore? No, no, no. But now I know what a Jade roller is and now I know you're spitting it. Absolutely. Can you do me? No, okay. I think your idea of gentle and mild are very different things. I'll be. Yeah, you are like a bull in a china shop. I try not to be. No, I mean, you're soft as a brush, but you haven't got the finesse of a ballet dance. No, no, I would agree with that. Definitely that's not one of my strong points. No, it's so bad at dancing. I think yeah, I think that's something to work on. (funky music) We've just been to the pub. There's a surprise, people are like, "Do they just spend their life in the pub?" No, well, mainly. But anyway, we go for a walk because that's the good bit. That's the fresh air, although I was in a piss for most of the walk, and then I really cheered up because youngest decides to do, we would act together, weren't we? We're pretending to be American women. But she was an old, she was an old, and you've got a walking stick like a literally a bit of work. But I think I was providing the adult humour as well. So it's the children weren't getting, but Andrew found that funny. So he was actually going rather well and the walk was actually blissful by the end. I'm taking my element. The two elders, they were off with the dog. I said it was great. On the lead, they were running, I mean running lots, but you and the young I guess you're just plotting along with your sticks. - We were from America. - With an American accent. - Yeah, but we were like, we're from America and oh my God, my accent's gone really horribly wrong. Oh my God, so sorry. I need to get back to that hole. You're, you're what, my mellow. You're just, you're, you're harshening my bed. - Harsening my mellow. - That's gonna be my thing, that. Anyway, shit, her American accent, when she does it, it's so brilliant, it's like a prayer we go. - Yeah. - Absolutely fantastic. We spent I think 45 minutes talking to each other and American ancestors and we were happy as Larry. Yes. And then just to bring adult humour in, all I'm going to say is I started talking about men with three legs and pogo sticks. I saw all I'm saying. I saw all I was saying. And they bring one to the bedroom. The pogo stick, exactly. And they bounced around and I think that's doing something. Anyway. And then you get the Jake Roller out and think, "I'm onto something here." Oh, was that where you were taking it? Oh, I went horribly wrong for you, didn't I? You're gonna have to work on that. You can't beat someone up and then expect, you know. - No, no. - Okay, just a little word of advice. Oh, that's the first time hearing about that as well first. Oh, you learn a lot on this podcast, even for people who do it. We've just been to the pub, as I say, and we came across this family, described this family, although you looking at this family is so embarrassing 'cause your sense of subtlety is, I look like I go back to the bullet in a china shop. I'm like, "Amjie, can you stop staring?" "Amjie?" And he's like, "I'm not." I'm like, "Dude, you're basically eating their meal. You're basically with them." - Yes, I do stare a little bit. Yes, I tend to just look at, almost however, maize-man-like doing what the actual, - Yes, but I do stare. - You have to do the what the actual, and you have to be able to. - Yes. There's an opposite. You either look just beyond or you keep looking past. No, I'm straight at them. I bought. Oh, I know what I'm doing. It's embarrassing. The owner's son who also does the same thing and I'm like, "I look like I've just been let out of the car." Anyway. But no, anyway, they came in and they're almost like demanding. We expect the people, the barmen, the waiters just to provide for us. We're set there. We go in there. We're in there. five of us on a tiny little table, beautiful food, a couple of beers, absolutely great. They come in, oh no, the table's not big enough, can we have a bigger table? We don't want to sit outside, can you? Um, and it's just... Well, we had more people than them, and we were on the same table. And yes, it is a very tight squeeze, but I will say this, that this is the best pub in the UK. I haven't been to every single one, so this is going out there, son, but I've been to quite a few. And I absolutely adore it in there. I love the atmosphere, the food, they specialize in burgers, the food is fantastic, the people are so lovely, they're like family, I mean honestly by the end I was in hysterics with the lady behind the bar, she should go into the event by the way if you're listening or what a fine job you did with that family. No, it's just brilliant, can I say where it is? You can, we've told people we've been there before. Oh okay. I have the new in in calm. Now everyone's gonna go then I won't ever get a table but I'm just gonna put on my lambda cloak Okay, so what we have here is we have a man a woman and two children quite a normal setup now the man Looks pissed from the moment he comes in and I'm not talking like drunk wise I'm like he doesn't want to be out. I don't think. No really. He doesn't like people. Now I get that as a concept But even I pretend okay, so He comes in and I think oh god, he's just a bundle of fun And he's giving off vibes that make me even me feel uncomfortable then the woman comes in Now she's like she's a wannabe ra is how I would describe it like she is ra But she wants to be more important than she is and I think sometimes people just need to have that little rain check and go, actually I'm really not. But, you know, I look in the mirror every day and go, you're really not important. I go, good, we all know where I stand there. So she walked in in her wellies and blah blah blah. But she was like, oh god, because you get those people to move off that table. So we can sit on that table and there's poor lady behind the bars going, I can't really do that. You can ask them yourself, I can't really do that. And then, oh, what about those people there? They don't need all that room. not be I can't say the bar lady again I can't really do that if you understand it's not really my remit but by absolute you know if you think you can just you go and ask totally that's fine by the end I thought this bar lady well she does deserve Nobel Peace Prize she's she was epic but um just don't give don't give the people working there a hard time it's the last thing they need No, no. Fear of missing out. Someone talked about that last night. Now, I have the complete opposite. I have the fear of events actually going ahead. (laughing) I kind of always hope that they don't happen. - Yeah, I don't want to do it. I'm quite happy here. Thank you very much. I don't need to do it. - I'm really happy in my commune. I know my nest. I know the environment. - We go back to the COVID times. After we have that conversation a lot going, actually, you know what? We really liked the bit. When you've just got the bit, you know, but ultimately we all got locked down. It was all a bit scary. Oh, we don't know where we are. But actually, I think everyone got a bit quite comfortable in actually living with their own small group and not having to worry about society and the pressure to do things outside of that and the pressure to meet people and go for coffee and all this. I know some of it's lovely, but I think it was quite a nice place for a lot of people just to actually not have to do it, right? I think there's lots of people who don't need the world out there. They're quite comfortable in their own - I don't think anybody does to the extent that it's made out that you do. - You mean the extroverts out there? I must be out to every party and-- - Well, I always question that extroverts anyway, because I always think within an extro extrovert, there's honestly a massive introvert. And I'm an introvert and I have no problem whatsoever with that. The one good thing is being somewhat naive, I adore my own company. It's excellent. So I'm sort of like my own entertainment, I'm everything. Well I write my own script, you know, for this. So this is what I do. I write dialogue all week to myself. And I'm very happy with the week. I'm going to talk to myself now. Yes, and I do agree with you, Charlie. Do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. [Music] So we've taken, I think we've taken some tips from neighbours about how to manage your dog. So I'm sure on the podcast before. I've told you to say marinate your dog. Marinate, no. I'm like what? What? No. We put in your... I mean sometimes I think he deserves to go in the bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh look it's him. Coco, share. Oh, he's so good. That's probably wrong in their cocker. That's chicken and dog, right? No. Coco, share. No, that was, well yes, shout over. Shout over, there we go. Anyway, yeah, yeah, so good, my friend. Yes, go on, so then... But no, so we've taken tips, so we bought this whole tea for the dog because he's just a little shit and he pours. So we've got one, so I'd be now a few times and we tried it today, he hates it, but he'll get there. I think he'll get there, but he absolutely hates this thing around his nose, correct? Yeah, but I'm not as do and thought we'd get there. - Oh, show it. - Oh, no. (laughing) - Look, I got them. Oh, you're up. - Are we not there yet? - There's not a whole tee for marriage. - No, isn't there? - No, they really should be. Definitely. No, but no, we took him out on this thing again and it's a bit hit to me. - I'm hopeful. - I'm hopeful, but he absolutely hates it. I mean, again, we often have people writing in. I think it was Linda this week and she's from Surrey and she said that she saw that we're taking our dog out on the whole tea. It's worked really well for her. But then I've looked at her dog. You couldn't look at a more docile, labra dog. - And yeah, we seasoned stuff. - Do you know this is the thing? And I'm like, but I have the nut bar of a border area. Do you know what I mean? He's the snickers of the chocolate world. He's like completely fruit-loved. Up by the way, I'm sure I've said about 10 on PC things in the last sentence. And if I have, I'm not apologetic. So our Snickers of a Dog, he just defies everything. He even defies the packaging of this whole thing that says it will work on all dogs. Well, I think I've got a challenge for you there. - I'm hopeful, I'm really hopeful, but we'll see how it goes. But yeah. - Yeah, but you live in such a kind world. - Do I? - In your head, and I live in such a impatient get on with it world. (laughing) (upbeat music) The other day I was thinking about when I used to teach Japan. I used to teach English to obviously Japanese students, but of all ages. In the end I specialised in very young children. It's a prime school type age. Yeah, but as young as three. Wow. I did a lot of three-year-old classes. It was great fun, hard. Oh, a lot of fun. I mean, they can't even speak. No. They can't even do Japanese and they're learning English. No, but I didn't ask you to be fair. I had some amazing moments because the one thing you need to realise about language is language is actually universal. And what I mean by that is if you use enough body language and enough cues and all the sort of like indicators, you can have a conversation with anybody in this world. Even if you can't speak English. The most beautiful thing is I had this boy who had autism and he had never said a Japanese word, let alone in English word, right? He found the classroom environment really hard. wanted to be alone, which by the way, when you are with 29 other, like I'm talking like feral students, right? Is this your class? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course, ferals, led by me, right? Even I was kind of like, you know what, dude, we should just leave and go. So I did understand his sentiment. But the most beautiful thing is I really worked with him to try and built his confidence and it was a matter of you know we'd go around the circle and he wouldn't say anything and we just we skipped over that and we just kept going and it didn't matter but he was there and his confidence slowly grew and the most amazing moment one of the most amazing words I have ever had in my teaching career was we were doing something and he and I pointed to a color and he went green. Wow yeah and I went you know you're trying not to look surprised. I went very good. Well done. I went back to this other one who has no shy bone in his body was adorable though. My god like a little chubby Japanese. Oh beautiful. It just makes me broody just thinking about it and he was in he was just like purple orange. No, it's no need to show off his there. Let's go back to this one. Green orange and it's just one of those moments where your heart just swells with so much love for these little people and how much effort they're putting in. They've got it and it's just clicked. But they also feel comfortable enough to express it. And then the mother who she used to, because the child was so insecure, she used to listen outside on the floor, carpeted floor, listening onto the door in case he had like a moment. And what happened at the end of that lesson, she just put her arms around me. I don't think it was in Japan, right? This is not the culture to do that. And she was just, thank you, thank you, thank you so much. Wow, that's amazing. It was really, really beautiful thing. There wasn't experience though, going to Japan and actually teaching in Japan. Yeah, amazing. Oh no, it was amazing. I mean, there were so many highlights, there were many low lights, like all travel, you know, you don't ever, nothing's ever perfect. - Any funny things that happened? - Any funny, well yes, I suppose one of the funniest things is me on a bike because I was given a bike to travel from my apartment to this school which was in a soup, a shopping centre and that's how it often worked with the company I was with. They put the schools in the shopping centres. - Right, because people went to work there or they were easy to get to or they were parking or... - No, because you've got them without pointing out, they got the women going shopping or whatever and then they'd have their lesson or they'd take the children in and they'd have their lesson. It's just it's a it is convenience and it was seen like that and actually it's kind of a good approach. Oh yes I was given this bike and I used to tear from the sort of outlying town I was in into the main city and back and I was like I was so confident on this bike which is the first time in my life I think that I've been that confident on a bike and then one day I'm just literally crossing the road on my bike so I have to stock because the traffic is starting up so I stopped and the front wheel got stuck in a great and bent at a 90 degree angle with me underneath it. Yeah but the thing is that could accept that I really did bloody hurt myself that could be quite funny but we're in Japan right they don't show emotion like that so no one got out so I now I'm literally stuck under a bit of metal on basically the M5 of Japan and no one got no one helped me no I somehow managed to kick the wheel out with my very bruised leg and get to the side and I'm sure they were laughing the heads off actually no one not out not out No, I would leave. No, not really. He wouldn't leave. And I was like, I was, I was outwardly very injured with pride. Yes, yes. But that was a moment and a half. A moment. When you're in a foreign country and you just like no one's there and you'll get you like oh, yeah. I've short half my students were like, "Hell, serve the right person." So it depends on where I've never traveled to. I'd love to go. I think I'd love to go there, I don't know. Well, it's somewhere to experience. My family came and saw me and they were not. - So is it interesting plays, right? It's very, very interesting, but it is its own world. Is the only way I can put it. They have Old Langzine playing as you cross the road. - Wow. - You know why-- - As in like when you're doing the Green Man, - Yeah, Green Man, - 30 seconds across the world. - You have a lot of Old Langzine or something. Why is a massive mix of what they think is popular culture, particularly in America, but America and Britain. - British, yeah. and how you can bring that into what is incredibly techno, maybe not as technological as it was when I was there in that now everyone seems to be catching up, but certainly it's a whole other world. - Yeah, I imagine, yeah. - The one good thing is I didn't spend any of my money on clothes because I couldn't fit into any, but I stood, I spent just on coffee and food and got very fat. So there's an irony there, isn't there? (laughing) - I can't find clothes will eat more. - Will eat more food, you will put in less clothes than there before, yes. - Yeah, but my students were great, and I had, as I could say, I had students from like three years old to 70 something, you know? - Yeah. - But they were all determined, this has happened a few times in my life, they were all determined, I'm Cam Radias, okay? They were like, oh, you're a lady from Charlie's Angels. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, - No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no. And then they'd come up with points when you just get so annoyed with saying, "No, you just go, yes I am." (laughing) And they'd go, "Oh my God! What's in life with her?" What's that? I can't think of the latest name. - Lucy Lou, is it? - Lucy Lou and Umathum. Umathum, was it? - Was it Umathum, no. I can't remember. - No, whoever, no. - So we got that one and I was like, I'm really not. They were like, oh, can you see? - Do Barrymore, was it? - Do Barrymore, yes. - Yes, Barrymore. - Yeah. - Could you sign my book? No, book, I'm like, if you want. - Charlie, can I have a Charlie? - Nothing giving you one in the Charlie's Angels. - It's just you, yeah, so then, you have those people, which I kind of like, I'll go with that. Then we have this other extreme who were like, - Ah, Charlie. They're like, ah, snoopian Charlie. (laughing) No, I'm not a little boy with very little hair. Ah, you are Charlie. (laughing) I am not Charlie. - I think I'm a Charlie Brown. - I'd almost be preferred to be called Snoopy. At least he was the writer. (crashing) - So what are the names of your ad? So I've had some names. - It's on me. - So I'm going to go. So I have a, so no work I'm called Woody, because there are too many Andrews, right? Which is really boring, but too many Andrews, so I'm Woody at work. But my- - But Woody work? - Woody work. - Woody work, or Woody Woodpecker? - Woody work. - But at school I was called Pecker. Which, yeah, we know what needs to definition, you know? - No, people know what it, but you know, I was a young told, and this is from an early age, I was called Pecker, all the way through. And even now if I go back to tipping nought and people will still go Pecker, right? Well I'm there, and I remember when I left school 'cause I left to be known, and I went to Midwell's, and I left, and there was a teacher, and she was either a standing teacher, a silent teacher, Mrs. Bischler, I think her name was, and she had to ask, 'cause all these years, I've been called Pecker, and she just said, I've got to ask before you go, why? And it was obvious, Woody Woodpecker, right? But she obviously got another definition of what Pecker meant. I don't know where that came from, maybe. Anyway. (laughs) Who knows? - So what who else have you been, who do people think you look like, or? - I don't know if anyone would look at it, I don't know. - Well I think you have a bit of Stanley Toots yesterday. - You do, yeah, you've said that, yes. I think which is a very, I'm very proud of that. That would have been so. - That's a compliment. - Definitely compliment, I'll take that one, yes. - That's a definite compliment. - Yes, yeah. - I've had quite a few, you have them less as you get older. As you get older people go, oh no, it's really just Charlie looking old. It's when you're younger, you can seem to pull these things off. But you know, I've had quite a few, but Cameron Diaz was one. And he were determined I was Charlie's angel not only in Japan I've had that in Heathrow Airport actually well, yeah with yeah, there's some security going He was like oh your your camera and dear, so I'm like no, I'm not because if you don't if you need to be on it No, no, no, but if there's a time in your life to be honest probably do with security in here throw Yeah, you know, don't start going actually But here's my passport no, no, no, sorry, that's not you So I thought, oh, I'm better to be honest, but he was like, no, no, I think you are. And I'm like, dude, just look at the past while that is your job. [BELL RINGING] And then my last teaching job was teaching Chinese students, which I did online. So distance learning, yeah? distance learning. Yeah, on Zoom. Yeah. And oh, God, they're all amazing as well. But again, you get, like anything, you know, that people are so different, aren't they? And you've got all sorts of, you've got people who were forced to be there, which is a lot of them, love the students. And then you have some who, I mean this is the best thing, I remember there was one girl who she just wanted me. So what happens is your slots get booked up and her mother like booked up all my slots. So I basically had a lot of one and one time with this one girl, which is fabulous. But I think she's booked me on a bit of a pedestal because then when I find out she plays international golf, she's an international swimmer, she does international chess and she's going oh tell me more and I'm like oh my god I've got nothing to bring to this yeah you're like you're way you're really about eight but you're way above me do you want to know what wine I like yeah she's like we're now into Easter holidays right so I've got a few days left I might see off on Thursday but I've got a few days left to work Monday Tuesday Wednesday and Monday training all day Apparently, so I said I'm sending the children up a field and they're not allowed to return until 5pm I'd be happy about it. We're going to bed old in time. No genuinely they've all looked at me like are you serious? And I'm like yes very serious you'll be out between 10 and 5 imagine yourself like an innard blighton famous 5 only there's three of you they were like oh my god And they had no tablet this morning No I haven't let them have to have until the last hour Yeah, no, okay, but you bit before week, but when we came back from the pub, you were like, no, no, no tablet, all of Easter, you don't need a tablet, the whole of Easter, we're going back to basics. Well, I, I'm going back to how we were before. We're listening now, he just go, oh, she's such a, who is she? She's so behind the times. Maybe I am, but I tell you what, my children are much nicer children when they actually talk. Yeah, when they're not on screen time. Yeah, when they actually have to think for themselves. Yeah, and have a conversation. Like, as soon as we get too much tablet time, they just turn into these horrific little gremlin things that come out the other side of that screen and I'm like, oh God, who are you? I thought that was Rodry that had gone in there. - Oh, I hate it. - Yeah, they grunt. They grunt. - They grunt. - Anyway, yes, it's just a startage. - It's just a startage. Oh my God, I look at another window. - Oh my God, okay, for everyone listening, you know, we built troughs, troughs, trugs, I think you call them, to put plants in, to keep the dog out of said area. Anyone who's listened from the beginning will know we had to do that because he just decided he was gonna get into the decking area. He has now managed to climb. - I'll do the truck and then I'm very-- - I'll do the truck, I'll do the mine. - I did the mine that I've been looking for. - I have a border tearier staring at me through the side window. I'm going to be really quiet and still and he might think I've gone. (upbeat music) The one thing I have spotted just I'll take in said stupid dog out. Yes. Is a yellow thing in the sky. We haven't seen that for so long. We can see back to God. Do you want me to do a God impression? Is that your way of asking? Andrew, yeah, yeah. No. No, so that's not it. (laughing) Oh God, leave it to the experts. Andrew. (laughing) Hello. I don't know why you're laughing. - No. - He might as well have been here. That is proper method, act do that. - It was, yeah, which got, I don't know. (laughing) - Paula Grady. (laughing) Anyway, Paula Grady's looking down going, "Hello." - Hello. - Oh yes, there's a thing in this guy. - So I'm hoping that this is spring has sprung and all that. And we have some nice weather. - I hope so, because I've got a lot of plants who are very well-watered, but not doing anything else that in fact I've got grass seed that's just floating around. - Yes, I've got one of that's all very well. I love loving the waterside, but I can't really get myself into the ground to be dry up there. In with the fish, what are the fish saying? Oh, wish one, the brummy ones on the ground. The brummy ones, either, I don't know. Ah, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, and that stupid husband of yours keeps cleaning the pond back. I don't know what that last was, I think you went back underneath or something like that. When you're that fluent in fish language, it's actually quite hard to not be authentic. No, I know. You don't know me. And I understood that, so you've translated it as well as talking to the fish. It was very good. Yeah, that's the point. But I can do any animal. No, I'd pick anyone. - Well give me one and I'll... - Fuck, I think. - Give me one, that's not one to say the right thing. Give me one. And like, that's a side. - This is Jade Roller, I don't know. - No, it's definitely not Jade Roller unless you want your face squished into the wall. - Yes, um, Fox. - Well, they either go... (buzzer) - Don't they? At night? - Yeah, hold on. (screaming) - And you go, "There's a small child be murdered in the field next door. Oh no, it's a fox. As you were. So there's that side of them, but then I also think there's sort of like a kind of cool side of them. I think they're a bit Matthews. - Oh they? - Oh, they're really laid back, man. They're really laid back and they're like, ah, you see that, oh, that trash can over there. I'm gonna get my paws into that trash can. I'm gonna eat every mother in it. Daddy, what are you talking about? Oh, I'll just watch and learn. Come here, trash can. The fabulous Mr. Fox, right? I'd like to think that was best. George Clooney has nothing on you. Do you want to wash baby? No, when your time is up. But if you need any other impressions, I'm here. Yes, I'm here. I've heard that before. I'm here. I'm here. Is there any other impression you'd like? No, I don't. Or I can do like, I can very good at people. People, yes, people. Well, what were you doing with Ari? You done it earlier, right? Right. Well, we-- The youngest, yeah. Yeah, the youngest. So we were American women. I'm not sure what happened, actually. I've got to shift we were in heaven or in a way to heaven. But the point is we're not sure if we're going to ever come back. We were having a conversation about our life. Yes. So, I mean, it was really cute. I mean, we talked a lot about the dens we'd built, which I believe you pissed in one of them. No, yes, I did have a, no, no, yes. You're a yes. Yes, how do we, in the wood? You pissed on one of our dens from when we were a child. - I didn't know that was someone you were told. - Well that's your problem. - Yeah, it was a Biverwack type thing, wasn't it? - It was a Biverwack bag. - A Biverwack, I think, this is my scouting thing. A Biverwack, just bits of wood, lentil. - Oh look, not a Wack, do you don't call it a Wack? - It's a Biverwack. - A pattern? - A Biverwack. - Are you speaking English? - Yeah, I am a Biverwack. - I believe it's called the Biverwack. - I'm not a Biverwack, yeah. - I'm calling the ambulance service. Can you just give me a small stop? - I think in, they call them-- - A Bivawak. - Now a Bivawak. - A Bivawak. - A Bivawak. I believe that's what they call. - Not like a bit of a whack. - No, not a bit of a whack or a Bivawak. No, a Bivawak. I believe they're called. - A Bivawak. I believe that's what they call. - Who told you that? - I went to a Bivawak school. (laughing) - Oh, Sunday school. Yeah, we've been a litigate. No, no, it was scout. I'm sure it is. I will be corrected now by men in scout. What is it? It's just a T.P. No. A Bivouw. T.V. It's like when you got ten. No, not T.V. T.P. A T.P. It's you've got the two ten. No one gets the gold that we can't even say the same. It's syllables. No, T.P. is where you get in, you know, Native Americans. Yes, I know. No, this is a Bivouw. When you've got wood, leaning against a tree and then you put other wood down the side and it builds a little shelter. Anyway, on that note, it's been lovely chatting. Lovely chatting, yes? I love you. Love you all. Love you all. Bye bye. Bye. Bye. [Music]